Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
Those nachos came to me in a dream
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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