would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
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