dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
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