Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.
Bro... we didn't even hang out last night??
guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
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i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
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I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
FUCK WHALES
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
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