oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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