just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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