I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
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She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
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You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
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