Tell her she can't have a vagina
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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