but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
I JUST HAD PHONE SEX. WHILE TAKING A BATH. FOR AN HOUR. EATING A PLATE OF BURRITOS. TOP THAT SHIT.
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
His nipple licking is glorious
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