I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
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Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
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Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
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