I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
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Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
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I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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