Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
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it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
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Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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