I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
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This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
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Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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