Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
Showing up at the grocery store at 5am to have the clerk sprint to the condom cabinet waiving the keys because you told him to hurry it was an emergency
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
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