When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
This show inspires me to have sex in space
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
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