You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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