I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
I can't trust your balls anymore.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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