worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
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Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
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Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
Do you remember whose house we're in?
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