the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
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The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
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my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
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