Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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