I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
You yelled "NICE PAJAMAS" at a construction worker wearing a reflective jumpsuit while we rode past on a bike taxi
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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