Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
My dog fell asleep in his puke last night. He's only 5 weeks old and has more in common with my friends than I do.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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