Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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