This girl is more easily done than said...
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
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