what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
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Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
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I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
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