The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
two of my INSANE ex girlfriends just texted me saying their coming over because im home alone. needless to say, im deleting my twitter.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
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i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
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EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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