have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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