Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
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