They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
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Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
On Tinder, guy asked me if I had ever been fucked by a Pokemon master. Needless to say I didn't respond.
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Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
YAS. BRING CRAB.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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