you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
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The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
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Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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