remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
Apparently oprah and I were in competition to see who's ass could get bigger this summer
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
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How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
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just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
To be fair, this is a tequila-while-rewatching-Benedict-Cumberbatch-as-Van-Gogh idea, so I don't know if it will hold up tomorrow.
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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