I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
Randomize
