I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
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