can we get nightvision for the apartment?
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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