Writing a book: The Evolution of the Douche Bag: From Popped Collars to Ed Hardy Shirts. Doing research now.
Make sure you include chapters on white sunglasses, spray tans, and toxic amounts of hair gel.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
My new dentist just kinda stared at me when I told him that I used to have partial dentures after breaking 2 teeth while beating the shit out of someone, until I puked them into the toilet and flushed them after getting high and making myself undercooked mac and cheese.
Randomize