Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
To be honest I've become too lazy for the work involved in getting laid.
You run marathons and you're too lazy for sex? Priorities, man.
Touche.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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