Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
Jesus fucking Mary Christ if I have to clean shit out of my fucking bathtub one more fucking time I'm gonna murder a fucking kitten
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