Do you think "I had sex with my co-worker last night I don't think I can come in today" is a good excuse?
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
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