He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
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