garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
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my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
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i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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