If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
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2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
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My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
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