We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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