arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
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It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
When we left, you were on your third beer. When we came back to grab you, you had a pint glass half full of whiskey and had convinced the band to give you a microphone.
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Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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