Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
She even gives head with a lisp.
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
Roommate is high and swore off off the diet. Said she wants to make everyone else fat since it'd be easier. She spent today baking 3 dozen brownies for the office tomorrow and is already down to 24.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
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