All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
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I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
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I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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