awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
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