we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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