ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
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