All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
Question: anytime during the past week did I drunk dial you and give you full permission to grab my boobs? Cus I know I said it I just don't remember who I said it to...
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