dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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