Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
I can feel your judgement through the phone
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
Randomize
