I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
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I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
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I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
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