You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
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