Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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