Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
not only did i soak my thesis by spilling celebratory shots on it, but i also stained it with lipstick making it obvious i tried to drink the vodka off it......dgaf, worth it.
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Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
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I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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